As you probably already know, I am a fully certified Ninja Warrior.
I am trained in the disciplines of Tao Pai Fu and the Eight Drunken Gods.
As Proof of my Ninja Skills and Abilites, I offer you the following film documentation
of my Kung Fu Battle with Will, after he insulted the honor of my Temple. The following
video is not sped up or altered in any way. The fight was not choreographed. Do not try this at home.
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