INFORMATION

I am Matt. This site and ALL the awesome art in it is made exclusively by me. I made this site because i'm a loser and all my friends ignore me. So, i have nothing to do, except make totally random (but cool) websites. Or, just this one. The goal of this website is to corrupt everything in the world and decay modern society. I also want to spread the new CyberPunk hacker ethos to the population. You may wonder what the connection between ninjas, pirates, and anything else is. That combination exemplifies the code of honor which I obey: a lack of respect for authority exemplified in drinking rum and pillaging, as well as a dedication to ass kicking through superior speed, strength, stealth, and gravity defying ninja skill. A boatload of pirate ninjas would be an unstoppable force on the Seven Seas.            

ME: I am 18, so i can buy cigarettes, porn, and marijuana. But not alchaholic beverages, unfortunately. Actually, its a good thing i cant get drunk and try out my Eight Drunken Gods fighting style on people that are bigger than me. I have a deep hatred for all things mainstream; I cant stand Rap, alternative, or pathetic Pop-Punk music. I am very opinionated about music in general. I tend to listen to metalcore, trance, and punk, and lately ive been getting into Emo, Indie rock, synth pop (the Cure) and Drum n' Bass (because thats what my girlfriend listens to).

I get off on making my own techno, playing in a (now-defunct) band, and recently making fucked-up photoshop art. I have to riff on photoshop art for a sec, it is my newest obsession. It represents everything a wannabe cyberpunk hacker pirate ninja could ever stand for: pirating pictures off the internet and combining them to form a rocking image. Its like samples in a techno song. Cyber-Pirates, ahoy!

APPROVED BANDS: Orbital, The Cure, Cancer Conspiracy, XII PFP, KMFDM, Diatribe, NIN, Non Compos Mentis, Jack off Jill, Yo-Yo Ma, Stabbing Westward, Drop Shadow, Prodigy, Machines of Loving Grace, Sister Machine Gun, Tiesto, Massive Attack, Underworld

FEARS: Drowning, loneliness, large underwater objects, manatees, bears, moose, being dumped, porn popup ads, being lost at sea